Mustache You A Question #FunnyFriday

Today’s post is March’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write five captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture.

Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they have come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.


Here is today’s AWESOME picture. It was submitted by Karen of Baking In A Tornado.

1. That was the last time Karen ever sent her husband grocery shopping alone.

2. I mustache you a question. Please answer quickly, as I'm in a rush, and really must peel out asap. Which came first?! The chicken?  The egg? The banana?

3. Son: Isn't it great?! I won it at the water gun booth.
Mom: It's ... Interesting. You know those carnival games are a scam. You can buy the toys cheaper at the store.
Son: That's no fun, Mom. I like knowing I earned it.
Mom: Be proud of your giant banana, son. How much did it cost you anyway?
Son: Well, it only took me five tries.
Mom: How much did each try cost?
Son: Six dollars.
Mom: At that price, he's staying around forever. Consider him your younger brother.

4. Husband: Hey. I bought you a gift. It's in your favorite chair.
Wife, after looking in her favorite chair: Why on Earth would you get me that?!
Husband: So you can drive in the carpool lane.
Wife: A giant banana won't qualify me for the carpool lane.
Husband: It has a mustache.
Wife: ... 
Husband: ....
Wife: You bought it on impulse and needed a reason to justify the purchase. Am I right?
Husband: Yeah. I mean, it has a mustache.
Wife: ...

5. Am I the only one that wishes this banana was their's?!?!?! I love it!! I mean... It has a mustache!!!!

Check out what captions everyone else came up with!! Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Bookworm in the Kitchen http://www.bookwormkitchen.com/

Southern Belle Charm http://www.southernbellecharm.com

Cognitive Script https://cognitivescript.blogspot.com/

Baking In A Tornado http://www.BakingInATornado.com